Al and Chris have teamed up with Raynor (he of AlCam 4 and This Evening, and, er, Untamed Aggression Productions) and Constantly Falling (they of NiSH fame) to bring you a production so professional that we had a script. It took three days to write and three years to finish. No, really, three damn years.

The world of superheroes isn't all as glamorous as Superman, Batman or Catwoman. They're just the tip of the iceberg. Sure, Metropolis needs saving from meteor attacks now and then, but in the meantime who looks after the smaller things?
Not all superheroes have flashy costumes. Not all superheroes get flashy gadgets. Not all superheroes can fly. Hell, these two don't even have an expense account.
When Professor Munter discovers a squad of giant killer newts are about to wipe out mankind by capturing Wolverhampton Zoo (it's a long story) he calls his two finest men. When they turn the job down, all that's left to defend humanity and life as we know it are lowly superheroes Al-Man and CJ.
Armed only with two mousemats, a small desk fan, a really nice pen, and their humble superhero lair handily concealed in a Tardis-like wheely bin, they must defeat the killer newts before it's too late.
Will they kill the newts?
Will they save the world?
Will they even get as far as Wolverhampton without getting distracted by a shifty milkman?
Find out in Superzeroes!
The delicious DVD has a spanking gorgeous cover, shiny and slightly arousing menus and is only not available to the masses because the movie that is on the DVD is embarassingly bad.
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